That Was Something You Knew Wouldn’t Work

It seemed reasonable enough as a way to own a North Atlantic island or a donut. Whoever reaches it first. And you know, the medieval boat races being what they are and swords being all over the place. But you just can’t let those bastards win can you? And lets say some giant comes along and changes the bet and or because you’re drunk you’re not sure if he’s talking about that eternal pile of glazed donuts with sprinkles. The key word here being eternal. Really, giants have this power to bestow things like this. Anyhow, it’s not like you wouldn’t do the same damn thing to be the first either.